meesterboom in #life • 10 days agoWe RideHey, look at this! The Good Lady waggled her phone at me as if it were a beagle with big ears and we were playing at Shake the Beagle till it BURPS!™ I looked somewhameesterboom in #life • 19 days agoRolling It BackUgh. It was unusually dark in my bedroom. Cold too. I rolled out of bed rubbing at my hands for a while and grumbling softly to myself. Even my bed seemed hard and cold this morning. *Imeesterboom in #life • 24 days agoPot NoodledYou got your Lotto tickets on for tonight? My mate Daz raised a pint of beer appreciatively at me as he said this and clinked it to my pint. I took a deep slurp of the amber nectar, itmeesterboom in #life • last monthA BodieSee that? I looked up to see Wee Yellow sidle over to my desk talking out the side of his mouth as if he suffered a stroke and had come over to my area to piss himself. *Semeesterboom in #life • last monthSee You At The TopMy phone softly pinged. I swiped the notification away and with a heavy heart, slowly stood. Guy's, it's time. I called out to the family dotted abomeesterboom in #life • 2 months agoSome Kind Of MonsterAfternoon ladies. Just passing through, don't mind me. I breezed through the lounge where the Good Lady was holding court with several of her friends. I recognised one of them as *Ollettemeesterboom in #life • 2 months agoSignalsHey, Boom. How you been? One of my colleagues, Londo, sidled up to my desk and greeted me out of the side of his mouth as if we were Gnagstermeesterboom in #life • 2 months agoThe Ball KingIt seemed like just another day as a humdrum dad in a humdrum neighbourhood but little did I know what the events of the day would bring. It started out innocuoumeesterboom in #life • 2 months agoUnited We StandNone of us like it. Proclaimed Barky, a shambling upright otter of a woman. Yes, it's not right. We can't be expected to put up with this? Almost shouted Burton. His face reddeningmeesterboom in #life • 3 months agoBatman And The Turtles EggsBoom, come here? El-Jefe towered over my desk like a large bathtub of solidified porridge. S'up Boss-Dawg? I said chirpily as I raised myself up from my chair to follow his beckoningmeesterboom in #life • 3 months agoNot My ShoulderListen, I have asked Vanetta to pop round after school for a playdate with the Little Boom. That ok? The Good Lady asked in that way of ladies who ask things but never require a questionmeesterboom in #life • 3 months agoTwo Strangers In A HooseI suppose you have heard. Scooper my occasional gym buddy said as he dried himself a little over vigorously with his towel. I too was drying myself but with more aplomb. Heard what?meesterboom in #life • 3 months agoDeadly As The ViperWell, that was unexpected! The Good Lady lowered herself into the car seat beside me with a puzzling wince. I stopped playing intergalactic space pilot in my head and took my hands off tmeesterboom in #life • 3 months agoFifty Times RightDefinitely wine tonight. Legata, a frosty-haired, sharp-nailed colleague of mine smiled as she said this. Her smile was bright with menace as if when she talked about wine she meant somemeesterboom in #life • 3 months agoLeather ManIt's not morally acceptable to wear leather these days. Von Humphing leaned forward and fingered the lapel of my jacket with a frown. A bunch of us had decided to go to the pub for a *femeesterboom in #life • 4 months agoYou Can Run But...What's that you have there? Asked my fellow Scotsman, Ramon. We were in the kitchen of my house drinking whisky and tying feathers to ourselves in advance of going out to a cèilidh - Ameesterboom in #life • 4 months agoPiscina FlapsHere's to a great new year in advance guys! My mate The Duke held up his glass and the rest of us did likewise to his toast. Cheers! We had popped around to my mate and his wife's houmeesterboom in #life • 4 months agoMerry KreesmasHey baby, come upstairs! The Good Lady yodelled huskily from somewhere in the house. I looked up from my phone where I had been watching a man caulking some bathroom tiles on TikTok. Nomeesterboom in #life • 4 months agoHorgrustHello there! The name's John, pleased to meet you! The man on my doorstep stuck out his free hand to shake mine which I did with a little reluctance due to the high number of Mormon drive-bmeesterboom in #life • 4 months agoHard Milk And ChickenYou ready for some hard milk? There was a tap at my desk and I looked up to see Toulouse grinning like a buffoon above me. We called him Toulouse because he resembled a big fatty sausa
